1. What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
2. Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say ”fuck” again and I’ll bang you right to fuck. Now get the fuck out of here.
3. Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o’ shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
5. So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
You know, Connie, if you’re as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you’re one lousy fuck.
Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.
6. Like a glove!
7. Have you got the nerve to tell me you don’t want to marry my son for his money?
Then what do you want to marry him for?
I want to marry him for your money.
8. Mihin täst sit ollenkka lähretä? Vissii helvettii ast?
9. Vittu meni sämpylää nenään.